der-kapitaen:

seitanpancake:

yourhairwasmermaidblue:

ok final reblog

perf

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plaidalecki:

ok but do u realise how intimate it is to sleep fACING SOMEONE

and when you start to fall asleep and you keep kinda opening your eyes and drifting in and out, every time you open your eyes you see that person across from you, you look at them, and they’re sleeping facing you too and you make eye contact sometimes and you’re just LAYING THERE, GOING TO SLEEP, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW INTIMATE THAT IS

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I think I send out some kind of beacon when I’m newly single. Cause all of my old hookups find me simultaneously

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

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lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

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i don’t know where to go right now

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via miseryhasnoend)

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

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All Hail the Queen? (http://bitchmagazine.org/article/all-hail-the-queen-beyonce-feminism#.UZvUyP56MrU.facebook)

(Source: rickstallion, via wretchedoftheearth)

Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com

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jessrosa3:

mermaidlust:

wow perfect timing for me to come across this. fucking asshole.

Lol

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raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

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